Do men actually understand the amount of prep a woman goes to to make herself presentable just to get LAID!!!!!! I know I have blogged about this before and I probably will again because men need to fucking appreciate this shit!
I am writing this as I watch my housemate plucking her eyebrows because she is off to see her boyfriend tomorrow. She has already informed me that she will be in the bathroom for a considerable amount of time in the morning 'shaving all my crevices'. Eyebrows, legs, pubes, make up, hair, clothes, underwear blah blah blah. Which fucking underwear to wear... HAVING SEX IS HARD FUCKING WORK, EVEN BEFORE THE CLOTHES COME OFF!!!
Last week I went away to see my footy team and see the now famous DILF. Now! Was this FINALLY going to be it????? (it wasn't). However this far fetched possibility added so much extra stress to getting ready. Shaving the legs, packing the sexy underwear, shaving the other stuff. Just! In! Case! Make up, what to wear it just doesn't end!!!!
So when you think the woman you love, lust, see out at the pub looks pretty good know that looking like that was a mother fucking marathon!!!!!
PEACE AND LUST
SEXY JESS
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