We got onto the subject because I mentioned something about tongs which are now synonymous with the sponges because a little while back I got one stuck inside me and my first thought was to get it out with a pair of tongs. Yes people it is true, I considered putting them all up in there!!!! So after some giggling, I was questioning if men can feel the sponge when it is in there. My friend thinks not and was telling me about someone we know who used to cut up a kitchen sponge and use that, I think they have a different texture to flesh but who knows how much attention dudes pay to stuff when their dick is hard. The story then unfolded that it fell out once. I laughed, mainly because it has happened also. I was on all fours on someone's coffee table after them fucking me with huge dildos and then his arm extends out and hands me a sponge that has fallen out of my nether regions. It was utterly horrifying. He never said anything about it so maybe things fall out of women's junk all the time...
So now this is the part where I tell you how I eventually got this fucking thing out of me. After trying every position possible to get it out with my fingers, I am talking laying down, on the toilet, standing, one leg in the air, both legs in the air, squatting, pretending I was giving birth trying to push that fucker out. I get really wet so you have a wet pussy and then a sponge that is slippery and covered in silky self lubrication, it's a nightmare! So.... I finally resorted to a spoon. Yup I scooped my cooch! My friend and I are sure our vajayjays have a little off pocket off to the side, coz both of us had our sponge get stuck in the same spot! I am sure that I have pushed the sponges too far up after the first incident, however that seems to have backfire. So just get an image of me on my back, legs spread with a freakin SPOON all up in my business. It took me numerous attempted to get the sponge dislodged and it was a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig relief once it was goooooooone!
PEACE AND LUST
SEXY JESS
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